1 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,132 (THUNDER CRACKLING) 2 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,719 (?AN PANTING) 3 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,296 (GRUNTS) 4 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:31,924 (CHOKING) 5 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,097 (LEPRECHAUN LAUGHING) 6 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,107 Scream as you may, scream as you might, 7 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:53,153 if you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night. (LAUGHS) 8 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,197 Curse you. 9 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,991 I’d rather be dead than your slave. 10 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,162 (GASPS) 11 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,247 (PANTING) 12 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,041 (CHUCKLES) 13 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,837 Oh, William, foolish William. 14 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,798 Your shoes are filthy. 15 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,885 Yeah, what trick is this, now? 16 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,012 Don't you know what day it is? 17 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:22,558 It's a day like any other, since l tried to take your damn pot of gold. 18 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,434 It's the 17th of March, 19 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,854 the feast of St-Patrick. 20 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,522 And your birthday. 21 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:32,317 Ah! 'Tis a special birthday for a leprechaun. 22 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,444 I’m 1, 000 years old. 23 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:38,282 Tonight, l can claim my bride. 24 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,747 Who'd marry a creature like you? 25 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,542 Wait till you gaze upon this lovely lass. 26 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:51,670 Her lips so soft, her face so fair, 27 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,839 her bosom so ample. (CHUCKLES) 28 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,507 She's a fit match for me. 29 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,885 And what evil trick will you use to woo her? 30 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,052 LEPRECHAUN: Tis simple. 31 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,722 She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, 32 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:05,142 she'll be my bride when she sneezes thrice. 33 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,935 Sneezes three times? 34 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,188 Ah! And if no one saves her soul, 35 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:13,442 by speaking "God bless you," the fair maiden is mine forever. 36 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,111 And am l to be her slave as well? 37 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,487 Oh, no. 38 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:22,242 The moment the lassie's married to me, then you, my slave, shall be set free. 39 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,745 You'd like your freedom, wouldn't you, William? 40 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,956 You know nothing is more precious to me than freedom. 41 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,458 But why should l believe you? 42 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,337 By the sacred vow of the wee people. 43 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:36,048 When l am wed, you'll have your freedom. 44 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,353 Ah! 45 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,981 Behold, my chosen bride. 46 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,568 WILLIAM: May your wedding be blessed. 47 00:03:56,653 --> 00:04:00,739 And I’d thrash any soul who dared try and stop this union. 48 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,250 Oh, please, master, no. 49 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,417 What troubles you? 50 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,920 Is she not beautiful enough for me? 51 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,547 The girl, she's my daughter. 52 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,884 Oh, really. Then we are to be related. 53 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,680 (SNEEZES) 54 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,440 Please, master. 55 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,608 I swear, 56 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:40,237 I’ll find you a score of lasses fairer than she. 57 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,613 Oh, don't worry. 58 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:45,033 I’ll be gentle with her on our wedding night. 59 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:51,373 Now, just one more sneeze, and you'll have your precious freedom. 60 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,215 (SNEEZES) 61 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,051 God bless you, my child. 62 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:10,350 (GRUNTS) 63 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,227 (CHOKING) 64 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,859 (WILLIAM STRUGGLING) 65 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,363 You pathetic fool. 66 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,615 You thought you could outsmart me, 67 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,367 the genius of Killarney. 68 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,496 A curse be placed upon your seed when you go dead. 69 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,082 You may have saved your daughter, 70 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,501 but on my next thousandth birthday 71 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:41,590 I’ll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as my bride. (LAUGHS) 72 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,674 (CHOKING) 73 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,093 Happy St-Patrick's Day. 74 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,766 - (GASPS) - (LEPRECHAUN LAUGHING) 75 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,023 (PANTING) 76 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:01,693 (SCREAMING) 77 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,916 LEPRECHAUN: Soon. 78 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,001 Soon, dear. 79 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,545 ?t’s almost time. 80 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,216 (CARS HONKING) 81 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,321 Trust me, this tour is incredible. 82 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,864 You won't believe your eyes. 83 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:57,035 It will be the most frightening experience of your life. 84 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,287 Is it really scary? 85 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,873 Let me put it this way, you're not pregnant are you? 86 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,792 Because our insurance won't cover us. 87 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,168 - (LAUGHING) -We've had our problems. 88 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:08,213 Heart conditions, emotionally unstable or suggestible, 89 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,215 please stay away. 90 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,300 This is not the tour for you. 91 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,553 Let's go, this is one of those rip-offs. 92 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,347 Sure, walk away, l understand. 93 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:20,559 If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head 94 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,978 being severed from her body is too intense for you, 95 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,605 well, then, you know, more power to you. 96 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:30,485 Maybe you should try Disneyland. It's probably more your speed. 97 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,070 Now, listen sport, are you saying that... 98 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,738 I’m not saying anything. 99 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,032 This tour's too much for most people. 100 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,242 Now, if you'll excuse me. 101 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,451 You, sir. 102 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:43,290 Are you interested in the uncut, uncensored truth 103 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,333 about Hollywood's dark side? 104 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,003 Hey, honey, didn't we see this the other night on A Current Event? 105 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,212 No, sir, you did not. 106 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:52,424 This is the stuff the TV networks just don't have the guts to show. 107 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,884 I wanna go and you're too scared. 108 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,262 You can just meet me back at the hotel. 109 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:01,057 Step right in, madam, there's a window seat reserved just for you. 110 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,642 I am not scared. 111 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:07,188 You can wait for her at this really cute ice cream parlor right down the block. 112 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,024 Give me two tickets. 113 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,110 Now there's a brave man. You won't be sorry. 114 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,448 Hey. 115 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,700 An award-winning performance. (LAUGHS) 116 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,368 Can we get away, now? 117 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,620 Bridget, I’ll be just a minute, 118 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,913 let me just get these last two suckers and I’m all yours, okay? 119 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,417 I understand. How can I compete with Jayne Mansfield's severed head? 120 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,627 -Well, you can't. - (LAUGHS) 121 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,922 You folks are in luck. We've just had two cancelations. 122 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:36,509 Better grab these now, our next opening isn't until December. 123 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,594 Wow! 124 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,262 Looks like our lucky day, huh? 125 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,097 All right, sure. 126 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,141 -And there you go, okay. -Great. 127 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:46,561 Down that way, right around the back, there, yup, there you are. 128 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:48,563 Hop in. 129 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,691 Right into the deluxe observation chamber. 130 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,276 Be prepared, everybody. 131 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,820 I will now summon your guide to the dark side. 132 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,031 Mortimer, the all-knowing. 133 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,163 All loaded in. 134 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:09,084 Now it's just you, me, and a ton of hot steel going two hundred miles an hour. 135 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:12,921 Cody, we're going to the go-kart park, not the Indy 500. 136 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,673 A boy can dream, can't he? 137 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,759 I can't believe we're actually gonna spend the afternoon together. 138 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,803 Listen, this job's important. 139 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:22,806 I gotta make enough money to pay for my sister's eye operation. 140 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,974 Good plan. If only you had a sister. 141 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,143 Oh, you know me too well. 142 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,978 -Let's go nab your uncle and split. -Okay. 143 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,271 Okay. 144 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,817 - (CHUCKLING) -Morty! 145 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,862 Well, I’m glad to see you guys got that cleaning lady. 146 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,197 Hey, Morty! 147 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,785 He's not under the shirts. 148 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,121 I know where he is. 149 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,792 You look like the kind of a man 150 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:54,295 who can recognize a great opportunity when he sees one. 151 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:58,133 Now, by investing in a Darkside Tour franchise, 152 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,386 you can turn death into dollars. 153 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:07,350 I can personally almost guarantee you a 45% annual return. 154 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,979 How about you guarantee you pay for that last round? 155 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:15,442 Frank, l am entertaining a client. 156 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:19,446 Sir, by being a partial franchisee, 157 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:24,200 you can own 5% for a mere $600. 158 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,078 What do you say? Do we have a deal? 159 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,834 Your family will thank you. 160 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,669 (CHUCKLES) 161 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,052 -What is it? -Bad luck. 162 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,096 Come on. 163 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,266 Frank, you are a witness to this transaction. 164 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,101 Morty, let's go, we got a full hearse waiting, come on. 165 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,728 Well, let them wait. 166 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,606 May we have another round, please, to welcome 167 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:58,985 the newest member of the Darkside family. 168 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,946 Bridget, it is always a delight to see you. 169 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,990 You know, 170 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:07,494 you are never too young to invest in your future. 171 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,079 Morty, you've already given me a dozen brochures. 172 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,956 I’ll let you know when my father reads them, okay? 173 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,209 She's a great kid, Cody. 174 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,961 May l have another drink, sir? 175 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,012 What the hell is that? 176 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,680 Red special rye. 177 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,183 Cola and water. You've had enough. 178 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,478 How dare you! 179 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,939 I am as dry as can be. 180 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,195 Cody? The usual? 181 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,240 Thank you. 182 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,533 This'll just take a second. 183 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,289 I’m sober. 184 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,500 I’m sober! 185 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,586 Wait. Wait. 186 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,093 Okay. Give me your comb. 187 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,179 I don't have one. You look fine, come on. 188 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,181 It's a great day today, Cody. 189 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:14,561 I just sold another 5% share in the franchise. 190 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,480 Look, Morty, we got a full hearse waiting for the tour, 191 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,732 I even suckered two rubes for the deluxe package. 192 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,901 -Let's go. -Just two? 193 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,403 You're slipping, kid. 194 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,197 I was in kind of a hurry. Bridget and l have a date to meet up with some kids 195 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,032 from school down at the go-kart park. 196 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,576 Ah, l'amour! 197 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,037 But one day you'll wake up. 198 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:37,125 And you'll realize there is only one thing a woman wants. 199 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,920 She will grab your heart, tear it outta your chest, 200 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,339 and throw it on the floor. 201 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,592 Not now, Morty, please, they're waiting. 202 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,510 Indeed they are. 203 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:52,473 Now, where are my keys? The dark side awaits us. 204 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,896 Where'd they put the door? 205 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,564 You can't give the tour. 206 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,066 -Why not? -Well, because you're plastered. 207 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,277 So, what difference does that make? 208 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,404 What is rule number one? 209 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,740 I know, I know, never turn away a paying customer. 210 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,785 I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone 211 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:17,332 that I will turn away a packed hearse. 212 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,252 On the other hand, there's always rule number two. 213 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,295 Which is? 214 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,839 Never kill a paying customer. 215 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,259 We may have to cancel the tour. 216 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:32,263 Here, give them their money back. 217 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,975 Morty, you really are plastered, there's almost $300 here. 218 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,644 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 219 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,105 BRIDGET: Cody, let's go! We're already a half an hour late. 220 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,861 -Give me the keys. -Where you going? 221 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:51,324 Rule number three. There's no such thing as a refund, remember? 222 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,493 I’ll give the stupid tour. 223 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,204 That's my boy. 224 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,122 Bridget. 225 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,457 You ready to go? 226 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,334 Ah, yeah. 227 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,630 BRIDGET: (LAUGHS) What is it? 228 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,217 Well, we don't have to take the bus to the go-kart park. 229 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,970 Morty's gonna give us a ride in the hearse. 230 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,262 Sort of. 231 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,016 CODY (ON MICROPHONE): Welcome, death seekers. 232 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,852 ? am Baron Von Cody-stein, 233 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,564 your substitute usher into the Darkside. 234 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:28,111 Our cruising altitude this afternoon will be six feet under. (LAUGHS EV?LLY) 235 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:36,577 ?f there's anything we can do to make your tour more terrifying, 236 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,580 please do not hesitate to scream. 237 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:41,916 (WO?AN SCREAMUNG) 238 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,545 Is there gonna be a bathroom stop? 239 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,339 When are we gonna see the death houses? 240 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,225 There's some cards in the glove box. Give me number fifteen? 241 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,778 From this cliff high above the Pacific Ocean, 242 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,072 lies the death site of... 243 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,702 You gave me the wrong card. 244 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,079 Oh, did l? 245 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,874 Here you go. 246 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,713 WO?AN: My husband is sick but he ain't dead! 247 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,883 Get that creepy-ass vehicle off of my property! 248 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,342 There ain't nobody dead. 249 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,013 And stay outta this neighborhood, don't you come back in this neighborhood 250 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,098 no more, we don't need 'em like you in here! 251 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:43,144 We are a happy family here, we don't need you in this neighborhood! 252 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,731 Uh... ?? the way, that was the final resting home 253 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,150 of Bela Lugosi. 254 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,360 Well, then, who the hell was that? 255 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,363 His ste?daughter, Stella Lugosi. 256 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,448 Aw! 257 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,954 I should've taken the bus. 258 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,583 Look, this is the last stop and then we're there, okay? I promise. 259 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,461 You'll love this one, this is my favorite. 260 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,005 These ruins you see on the right 261 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:15,301 are all that remains of Harry Houdini's once vast mansion. 262 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,305 Listen carefully and you can hear his screams. 263 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,600 During his life, he could esca?e from any bonds, 264 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:27,105 yet his s?irit cannot esca?e from these haunted grounds. 265 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,189 (WO?AN SCREAMS) 266 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,945 (?AN CHUCKLES) 267 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,301 (COUGHING) 268 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,263 (GROANS) 269 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,154 (GRUNTS) 270 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,803 (LEPRECHAUN GROANS) 271 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,180 Ah. Ha-ha! 272 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:29,936 Bah! 273 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,854 Blended Canadian? 274 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,858 The only whiskey is Irish whiskey. Ugh! 275 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,862 Ha! 276 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,907 Is that a bit of gold I see? 277 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,662 (?AN GROANS) 278 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,962 (?AN STRUGGLING) 279 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,925 Sit back, my friend. You may feel some pain. 280 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,344 'Tis a pity l forgot my novocaine. (LAUGHS) 281 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,346 (GRUNTS) 282 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,557 (CRACKING) 283 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,607 (GRUNTS) 284 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,036 Ah. Ha-ha! 285 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,876 Now, rinse. 286 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,462 (?AN GROANS) 287 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,381 (LAUGHING) 288 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,514 (GROANING) 289 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,401 (LEPRECHAUN CHUCKLING) 290 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:04,947 (KARTS PASSING) 291 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,244 (TIRES SCREECHING) 292 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,835 What the hell are we doing here? 293 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,339 Uh, bathroom stop, ten minutes. 294 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,923 Thank God! 295 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,259 CODY: Bridget, wait a second. 296 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,099 Ian. 297 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,769 Bridget, I’m glad you could make it. 298 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,020 Where is everybody? 299 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,438 They're already down at the track. 300 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,483 Did you change your hairstyle? It looks great. 301 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,026 (LAUGHS) Thanks. 302 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,444 Bridget. 303 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,700 Can we just go outside and talk for a second? 304 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,785 IAN: Cody. 305 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,913 -Still running that classy tour, huh? - (DEEP BREATHING) 306 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,625 Come on, Bridget, let's get down to the track. 307 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,461 I saved a special crash helmet just for you. 308 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,712 Don't you have to work? 309 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,548 Not if you're here. I can get someone to cover for me. 310 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,473 (HEAVY BREATHING) 311 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,351 Hey, Billy. I gotta take the night off. 312 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,103 Can you come down and watch the shop? 313 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,979 Listen, Bridget, I’m really sorry... 314 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,024 -Oh, my God! - (?ARKING) 315 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,652 Andretti! No! 316 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,656 These are our friends. Now scram. 317 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,702 That's just Andretti, our guard dog. 318 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,664 -Come on, let's go start our engines. - (BRIDGET LAUGHS) 319 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,085 Bridget. 320 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,671 Just give us a second, okay? 321 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,508 What if l come by and pick you up later? 322 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,927 It's okay, I’m sure one of the guys can give me a ride home. 323 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,346 Wait a second. 324 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,224 Look, next time things will be different. 325 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,144 What makes you think there's gonna be a next time? 326 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,315 MAN: Where we going now? 327 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:07,945 This is our moment of silence for the souls of the damned we visited on the tour. 328 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,823 You know, this tour sucks. 329 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,533 I told you this was a rip-off. 330 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,786 Yeah, he's right. Why don't you just take us back to Broadway, okay? 331 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:16,912 Fine! 332 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,414 (ALL EXCLAIM) 333 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:22,918 (SIRENS BLARING) 334 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,383 Operating a vehicle-for-hire with only a learner's permit, 335 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,551 running a red light, 336 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,636 endangering the lives of passengers, 337 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:37,057 no insurance, and six seatbelt violations. 338 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,144 These are serious offenses. 339 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:41,395 That punk. 340 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,148 When l get him home, I’m gonna throttle him. 341 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:47,568 Just take it easy. I think we gave him a pretty good scare. 342 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:51,155 Well, you just show me where to sign, I’ll take him off your shoulders. 343 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,283 I can only release him to his parents. 344 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,702 Oh, his parents passed away three years ago. 345 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,746 God rest their souls. 346 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,748 I’m his legal guardian. 347 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,545 Um, do you have a pen? 348 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,931 The kid with the hearse. 349 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,391 Sergeant... 350 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,727 You look like you're about to retire. 351 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,939 Have you ever thought about investing in a franchise? 352 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,691 My pen? 353 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,777 Oh, right. 354 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,072 Well, you just keep this and think it through. 355 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,282 Have a good night, Sergeant. 356 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,496 What did you think? 357 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,373 Did you think these guys wouldn't catch you? 358 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,041 These are LA's finest. 359 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,543 Yeah, l guess l just wasn't thinking. 360 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,002 Damn straight! 361 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,921 Thank you, officer. 362 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,007 Why don't you take one of these for yourself? 363 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,763 You missed your calling, you should've been an actor. 364 00:25:57,847 --> 00:25:58,847 There's no money in it. 365 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,015 How you feeling? 366 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,143 My stomach, you know. Nothing a little Bromo won't cure. 367 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:04,895 (?AN SHOUTING) 368 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,774 No, I’m telling you, this guy came out of a tree up at Houdini's place. 369 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,860 And he tore my gold tooth out, look. 370 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,737 Can you give a description? 371 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,949 Yeah, yeah. He was about three feet tall, 372 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:20,411 had a green suit, and striped socks, and a little hat, and a little hat. 373 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:23,747 And l bet he had little gold buckles on his little black shoes. 374 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,208 Yeah! Yeah, that's right! Yes, yes! 375 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,544 Happy St-Patrick's Day, boys. 376 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:30,087 Get him out of here. 377 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,590 No, no, no! 378 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,342 Come on, look at me, he hurt me, he's gonna hurt somebody else. 379 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,345 Let me go! Let me go! Listen! 380 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,432 You see that? You keep drinking, you're gonna see little green men. 381 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,142 Don't be a wise-ass. 382 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:46,729 This place gives me the creeps, let's get out of here. 383 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,856 There's gonna be blood on your hands if you don't do something! 384 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,317 He's gonna jump somebody else! Let me go! 385 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,194 Let me go! He's gonna hurt somebody! He hurt me! 386 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:03,871 Spin, spin, my little guide, point the way to my fresh young bride. 387 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,298 What is this? 388 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,008 It's a quarter. 389 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,092 What'd you expect? 390 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:21,472 Your gold would be nice. 391 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:22,681 Funny. 392 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,559 Tim Streeter, United Creative Agency. 393 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,144 Call me if you get a showcase. 394 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,563 Ah. 395 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:33,734 (SCREAMS) 396 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,569 Oh. (LAUGHS) 397 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,241 Methinks I’m going to like this town. 398 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,829 Finger-licking good. (LAUGHS) 399 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,541 (MUSIC PLAYING) 400 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,525 MAN: (ON TV) Kiss me. 401 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,754 Bridget? 402 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,136 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 403 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,097 -What are you doing? -Shh! 404 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:51,228 Thirty-one minutes! It's free! 405 00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:54,606 Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. 406 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:58,193 Now if l could only figure out how to get free beer. 407 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,362 Everything's a scam to you, isn't it? 408 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:03,282 Damn right. Come here. 409 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,659 Have some pizza. 410 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,745 No, l ain't hungry. 411 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:08,996 What's a matter? 412 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:12,249 I think I really blew it with Bridget today. 413 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:16,253 She's a great girl, how could you do such a thing? 414 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:19,465 Well, you got drunk, so l decided to break our date 415 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,884 and give the stupid tour. 416 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,385 You did the right thing. 417 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,345 You went after the cash. 418 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,056 Women are trouble every time. 419 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,851 Forget her. Come on. 420 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,438 We'll play some cards. 421 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,816 Keep your eye on the red card. 422 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,026 Three Card Monte. 423 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,863 Oh. It's a perfect game. 424 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:47,242 The chump gets lured in, he forgets everything else. 425 00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:51,580 All he sees is that money in front of him. 426 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:53,957 And then he gets that look in his eye, 427 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,085 and you know he's a dead man. 428 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,379 And then it's time. And you make your move. 429 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,469 Where you going? 430 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:08,055 I’ve been a chump, it's time to make my move. 431 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,894 IAN: So did you have a good time tonight? 432 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,271 Yeah. Thanks for the ride. 433 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,818 Hey, wait up. 434 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,070 You said your parents weren't home. 435 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,446 So? 436 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,824 Well, aren't you gonna invite me in? 437 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,909 Ian, you know I’m going out with Cody. 438 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:30,577 I thought you guys called it quits. 439 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,538 No, we didn't. Good night, Ian. 440 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,914 Just a second. 441 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,416 I took the whole night off for you. 442 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,669 And what about those chili dogs? 443 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,963 Ian, you better go. 444 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,674 Come on. Just a couple of minutes. 445 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,050 I said, "No." 446 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,428 I get it. You're just a tease. 447 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,056 -Well, tease this. - (IAN GRUNTS) 448 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,602 Stuck-up bitch. 449 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:00,941 BRIDGET: Ian? 450 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,363 -Bridget. -Ian? 451 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:10,075 I’m so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. 452 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,037 What are you thinking now? 453 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:17,958 I was thinking maybe I could make it up to you? 454 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,961 That's a start. 455 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:24,506 Well, are you just gonna stand there? 456 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,478 (LAUGHS) 457 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,148 You hear that? 458 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,234 Ian, come on. 459 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,822 Why don't we go inside? This place is giving me the creeps. 460 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,658 I may change my mind again. 461 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,555 Kiss me. 462 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:18,852 A vision before you. Appears to be true. 463 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:25,359 But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you. 464 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,197 (LAUGHS) 465 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:43,794 (IAN SCREAMS) 466 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,385 (IN BRIDGET'S VOICE) Was it as good for you as it was for me? 467 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,511 (LEPRECHAUN VOICE) Ha! 468 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,721 You shouldn't fool with me, lass. 469 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,806 (LAUGHS) 470 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:59,351 She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, 471 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,062 she'll be my bride when she sneezes thrice. 472 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,146 (LAUGHING) 473 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,987 (DOORBELL RINGS) 474 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:14,074 (CHUCKLES) Ian, you idiot. You just never give up. 475 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,912 Forget it. 476 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:19,997 (DOORBELL RINGS) 477 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,546 Get out of here or I’m going to call the police. 478 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,630 (DOORBELL RINGS) 479 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,345 You really are mad at me. 480 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,556 Trick or treat. 481 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,433 Wrong holiday. 482 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,977 Got it covered. Can l come in? 483 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,483 This is a surprise. 484 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:54,781 I was a real jerk today. 485 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,075 Here. Take 'em. 486 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:00,704 They're beautiful. 487 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,539 Not as beautiful as you. 488 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,791 -Do you forgive me? - (LAUGHS) 489 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,335 -Cody. -Yep. 490 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:09,963 I can never stay mad at you. 491 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,506 I’ve learned my lesson. 492 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:14,634 From now on l promise nothing's gonna come between us. 493 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,638 (WINDOW SLIDING) 494 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:23,643 Let's go put these in some water. 495 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,897 (BLOWS) 496 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,231 (SNEEZES) 497 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,485 Great. I buy you flowers and you're allergic to them. 498 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,236 I’m not allergic. Come on. 499 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,617 "Cody." Man of few words. 500 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,285 I didn't know if you'd be home. 501 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:42,704 Didn't want you to think some stalker was leaving you flowers. 502 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:43,830 (SNEEZES) 503 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:47,375 Gesundheit. Maybe you should put those in another room or something. 504 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,710 It's not the flowers. 505 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:51,630 But even if it was, it doesn't matter because l love them. 506 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:53,590 (BLOWS) 507 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:54,883 (SNEEZES) 508 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,343 God ble... Ahhh! 509 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:04,851 (LAUGHING) 510 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:06,645 (SCREAMS) 511 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,482 I’ve searched this fair land far and wide. 512 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,610 At last I’ve got me a leprechaun bride. 513 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,030 Who are you? How'd you get in here? 514 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:18,782 (RATTLING) 515 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,411 Cody! 516 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:31,128 Somebody help! 517 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:32,712 (BRIDGET SCREAMS) 518 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,297 (LAUGHS) 519 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,009 Please. What do you want? 520 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:42,180 It's not a proper wedding without a wedding ring, now, is it? 521 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,198 With this ring l thee wed. 522 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:01,491 (GASPS) 523 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,743 I may now kiss the bride. 524 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:05,412 (STRUGGLING) 525 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,460 (CHOKING) 526 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,096 That's a good girl. 527 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,683 Ah! My gold! 528 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:43,617 -Are you okay? -Yeah. I’m fine. 529 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,827 Let's get the hell out of here. 530 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,247 -He killed Ian. -This is crazy. 531 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:50,832 Ahhh! 532 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:51,958 (BRIDGET SCREAMS) 533 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,461 (WHIMPERING) 534 00:36:58,424 --> 00:36:59,716 (LEPRECHAUN SCREAMS) 535 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:09,434 1, 000 years ago a man stopped me from taking my bride, 536 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:11,519 I’ll not let it happen again. 537 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,730 Cody, please! 538 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,149 Bridget! 539 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,569 Bridget! 540 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,780 LEPRECHAUN: It ain't much, but it's home. 541 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:22,948 (GASPING) 542 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,164 What do you think of your bridal chamber? 543 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,751 It's awful. 544 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,171 I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that. 545 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:41,007 Well, shall we? 546 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,427 Oh, God, please. 547 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:49,015 Aw. Now, now, my dear, I’ve waited 1, 000 years for this night. 548 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,433 But it was worth it. 549 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,936 Just to claim an O'Day for my bride. 550 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:56,439 Oh, my name's not O'Day. You made a mistake. 551 00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:58,900 O'Day is in your blood. 552 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:00,443 (SNIFFS) 553 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,195 I can smell it. 554 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,658 I know what you need. A little Irish whiskey. 555 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,493 Just to put you in the mood. 556 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,038 Okay. 557 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:42,736 That's the stuff. 558 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,324 (PANTING) 559 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,334 (SCREAMING) 560 00:38:58,836 --> 00:38:59,836 Ah! 561 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,797 A little family reunion. 562 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:06,009 You have his cheekbones. (LAUGHS) 563 00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:08,970 -No! -I’m glad l have a frisky lass. 564 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,765 I like to play games too. 565 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:13,683 No. Please. 566 00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:15,769 Let's play... 567 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,271 Bedtime for Bridget. 568 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:20,523 (GASPS) 569 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,781 (SCREAMS) How did we get here? 570 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:31,493 A leprechaun's home has many surprises. 571 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,662 That's no way to treat the father of your children. 572 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,208 -Oh. Didn't l mention? -No! 573 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,377 You'll be bearing my wee ones soon. 574 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:43,338 -Get me out of this! -Oh, silence. 575 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,466 (BRIDGET TREMBLES) 576 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,807 (INHALES SHARPLY) 577 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:57,477 LEPRECHAUN: I’m going to have to make a few alterations. 578 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:01,523 But afterward you should be able to bear a full litter. 579 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,028 These will need sharpening. 580 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,905 Why? 581 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,782 Why are you doing this? 582 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,117 Aw. 583 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,119 Don't worry your little head about it. 584 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,246 -You'll get used to the pain. - (WHIMPERING) 585 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,124 We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 586 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,000 'Tis a fair face. 587 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,837 But the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. 588 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:27,674 -No! -They can be very demanding at times. 589 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:34,431 Many changes. 590 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,516 No! 591 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,310 -No! -Ah, stop that. 592 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,189 I just want to go home. 593 00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,443 But you are home, my sweet. 594 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,320 And home is where you'll stay. 595 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,244 Something new, something old. 596 00:40:56,912 --> 00:41:00,999 Let's be together on leprechaun's gold. 597 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,271 It's missing. 598 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,940 A gold shilling. It's not here. 599 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,862 It's missing. I must have it back. 600 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,490 (BRIDGET WHIMPERING) 601 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:46,169 Don't leave me tied here, please. I’ll do anything. 602 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,171 I’ll do... 603 00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:52,425 I wanna make myself look pretty for our wedding night. 604 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,261 I wanna look pretty for you. 605 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:59,599 You're my husband now. I want to please you. 606 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,394 That you will. 607 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,153 Here's a proper wedding dress. 608 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:15,365 Be sure you're wearing it when l return. 609 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:22,997 But before l go... 610 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:25,416 Kiss me, I’m Irish. 611 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:26,626 (SCREAMS) 612 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,216 That's just a taste of things to come. 613 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:35,635 I’m going to get my gold. 614 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,181 You'll try to escape, but it's hopeless. 615 00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,474 (LAUGHS) 616 00:42:57,157 --> 00:42:59,075 Cody? 617 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:08,543 I’ve searched this house for my gold shilling. 618 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,921 The fool that holds it is due for a killing. 619 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,048 WO?AN: Hey, Bill. 620 00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:16,759 I think we have a suspect. 621 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:19,095 Found these flowers and this note in the kitchen. 622 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,388 Cody Engels. 623 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,725 Parents told me he's the girl's boyfriend. They said he's bad news. 624 00:43:23,809 --> 00:43:27,312 Anyway they had some fight this afternoon and he brought over the roses. 625 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,252 (SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION) 626 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,781 I don't know about that. 627 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:30,750 No, I haven't seen him. 628 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,133 -Morty? -Jesus, kid. 629 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:41,260 -How did you get in here? -Fire escape. 630 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,595 -Are you all right? -Yeah. I’m fine. 631 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,888 -You're not gonna believe this. -Listen. 632 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,432 The cops are looking for you every place. 633 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:50,770 They found this dead kid at Bridget's, she's gone, everybody says you did it. 634 00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:52,021 Me? That's crazy! I would never... 635 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,941 That's what l told the cops, now what the hell happened? 636 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:57,402 A leprechaun did it. 637 00:44:58,570 --> 00:44:59,821 -Maybe l should call the cops. -No. 638 00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:01,781 Wait a second. Look at this. 639 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:10,331 Okay. So you got a gold coin and it's old and it looks like the one in this book. 640 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:14,252 It's probably worth some cash. But this leprechaun story... 641 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,170 Give me that thing. 642 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,547 Cody? 643 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,383 If you were taking some dope, you would tell me, right? 644 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,928 Morty, you gotta believe me. I saw a real leprechaun. 645 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:27,515 You mean, like, three wishes, and give me all your gold and like that? 646 00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:30,226 Get out of here, kid. That's a fairy tale. 647 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:33,020 This is no fairy tale. I saw what it can do. 648 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,982 Look. Leprechauns are devious creatures. 649 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,861 They are conniving. It says here they live by trickery, even get pleasure out of it. 650 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:43,698 Maybe l should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff. 651 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,284 He dropped a rack of pots on my head, Morty. 652 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:47,910 Oh. Now I’m convinced. 653 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,245 Look, look, look. 654 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:52,874 They possess telekinetic powers and can turn invisible at will. 655 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,625 They are masters of illusion. 656 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:58,254 Both leprechauns and fairies can only be harmed by wrought iron. 657 00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,505 Right. Right. 658 00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:01,841 And they're all greedy as hell, 659 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:05,303 and they love to drink, and they make those shoes, 660 00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:08,181 and they all have little pots of gold, and if you catch them, 661 00:46:08,515 --> 00:46:10,933 they grant you three wishes, and all the rest of that crap. 662 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:14,604 Look l have read that stuff. It's made up. 663 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,355 It's not real. 664 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:19,484 I use that kind of junk to sucker in the tourists. 665 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,694 Would you listen to me please, Morty. 666 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:24,989 On his thousandth birthday, the leprechaun laid claim to the lass 667 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,867 and by daybreak she was never heard from again. 668 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,204 My God. That's why he came for Bridget. 669 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:36,292 I should've returned this book to the library five years ago. 670 00:46:36,418 --> 00:46:39,962 I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist. 671 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:45,426 What's that you say? Leprechauns don't exist? Ha-ha! 672 00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:48,930 I want my gold. 673 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,100 I’ll not say it again. 674 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,936 You know what l want. 675 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,271 I’ll trade you the coin for Bridget. 676 00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:03,986 Ah, a fair trade, lad. Give me the coin, and she's yours, l promise. 677 00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:13,913 -Are you crazy? -You can't trust a leprechaun. 678 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,748 -Did you read the book? -Let's get out of here. 679 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,333 The place is crawling with cops. 680 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:18,918 All right. Fire escape. 681 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,420 (LEPRECHAUN GRUNTING) 682 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:26,050 Hold on a second. My foot's caught. Ahhh! 683 00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:29,345 Now you've done it. You've welched on a leprechaun. 684 00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:33,891 (SCREAMS) 685 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,981 That is one pissed off leprechaun. Quick! To Brennan's! 686 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,732 Great idea. It will be packed. 687 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,693 (WO?AN LAUGHING) 688 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,111 Did you see what happened when he touched the bars? 689 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:49,615 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrought iron. Keep moving. Keep moving. 690 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:50,700 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 691 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,010 It's time to take a leak. 692 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,813 -So how are we gonna get Bridget? - (SHUSHING) 693 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:25,443 Let me see that coin again. 694 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:31,866 That son of a bitch is real. I actually saw him. 695 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,285 -Morty! -Sorry. Force of habit. 696 00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:35,995 Every second we waste... 697 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,455 Who knows what he's doing to her right now. 698 00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:38,623 Don't worry about it, kid. 699 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:42,543 I know how much she means to you. We're gonna catch that little bastard. 700 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:47,548 We're smarter. I know what I’m doing. 701 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:48,883 Where are you going? 702 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,426 I’m going to get a drink. 703 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:09,737 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 704 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:22,541 Yo, man! Want my gold? 705 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,420 Come on. 706 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:31,384 Take 'em. 707 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:33,135 Thanks. 708 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:36,430 It's real milk chocolate. 709 00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,455 -Watch it, nosebleed. -Sorry, man. 710 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,059 Morty, listen. Houdini's ruins. Don't you remember? 711 00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:25,438 The drunk at the police station said a leprechaun stole his gold tooth. 712 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:28,649 He came out of a tree at Houdini's ruins. That's where Bridget is. 713 00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:32,361 Let's go. Morty, come on. Let's get out of here. 714 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:35,781 Morty. Hello. Morty. Come on, let's go. 715 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,533 Morty? 716 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:39,869 He's here. 717 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,294 Maybe we should go now. 718 00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:51,630 Too late. 719 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:57,970 Have l mentioned that l want my gold? 720 00:50:58,138 --> 00:50:59,305 Not until we get Bridget. 721 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:03,309 Bridget? Don't you know she's a married woman. 722 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:07,063 Let me handle it. I got an idea. 723 00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:09,982 Um. 724 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,527 Listen up, people. Listen up. 725 00:51:13,945 --> 00:51:17,239 My little buddy here just got married. 726 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:21,994 What do you say we raise our glasses and toast his good health. 727 00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:26,082 -Cheers. -Congratulations. 728 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,254 Have a drink. It's on me. 729 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,592 You got a problem? 730 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:41,013 Maybe it's just part of that leprechaun myth 731 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,973 that they can all hold their liquor. 732 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,769 Now don't be ashamed. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. 733 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:50,815 Why don't l just get you a little green lemonade. 734 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:51,899 (ALL LAUGHING) 735 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:03,869 I can handle my drink. 736 00:52:04,746 --> 00:52:05,746 (ALL CHEERING) 737 00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:10,459 Oh, really? 738 00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:15,381 Frank, can l have a bottle of that Red special rye. 739 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:19,552 I’d like to share with my little buddy here how a real man drinks. 740 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,262 FRANK: Coming right up. 741 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:26,809 Uh, what are you doing? 742 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,019 Watch it and learn. 743 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:42,575 (ALL CHEERING) 744 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:47,121 Drink what you want, drink what you're able, 745 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:49,748 if you're drinkin' with me, you'll be under the table. 746 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,794 Come on. Let's cheer him on. He's one of us. 747 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,507 (CHANTING) One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. 748 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:05,764 One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. 749 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:09,351 One of us. One of us. One of us. 750 00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:10,644 (ALL CHEERING) 751 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:23,282 One way or another I’ll find a way out of this hell hole. 752 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,227 (GRUNTS) 753 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:15,960 You're my hero, homie. I’m 5,000. 754 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,300 -When do we go get Bridget? -Relax. 755 00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:26,011 She's safe as long as he's here. 756 00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:29,848 Pour all you want, pour all you can, 757 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:33,185 you won't beat me 'cause I’m a leprechaun. 758 00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:35,604 Chaun. (LAUGHS) 759 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:36,939 (BURPS) 760 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:43,237 You thought you were fast. You thought you were sporty. 761 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:47,157 You thought you were clever, but not as clever as Morty. 762 00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:48,867 All right. You're done. Now let's go get Bridget. 763 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:16,312 Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate? (LAUGHS) 764 00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:21,275 Face it, my little friend. You're gonna have to do what we ask. 765 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:24,528 (MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX) 766 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:27,531 (GRUNTS) 767 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,658 -You okay? -I’m fine. 768 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:32,619 Go get the little son of a bitch. 769 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,630 No sign of him. 770 00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:45,883 I’m sorry l let you down, kid. (SIGHS) 771 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:48,510 I had my chance and I blew it. 772 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:54,183 Look. Wrought iron is the one thing that can harm him, right? 773 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,935 I got an idea. 774 00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:23,003 Kiss this, you slimy creep. 775 00:56:58,164 --> 00:57:02,626 Yeah. I have a little wedding present for you when you get home. 776 00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:08,507 (LEPRECHAUN GROANING) 777 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:16,390 (SIGHS) 778 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:25,399 Okay, pal. St. Patrick's Day is over. Time to go home. 779 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,362 Don't be giving me any attitude, all right? I got to close up. 780 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,739 Aye. 781 00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,494 Very good. We have a method actor. 782 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,206 What's you next gig, huh? 783 00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:43,959 One of Santa's elves or one of the seven dwarfs? (LAUGHS) 784 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:48,380 I’m not an elf or a dwarf. 785 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:50,174 I’m a leprechaun. 786 00:57:50,383 --> 00:57:52,259 Look, l don't care if you're the Tooth Fairy, all right? 787 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,928 I just want you to pay up so I can get out of here. 788 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:59,057 Ah. So it's my gold you'll be wanting. 789 00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:04,480 Uh, Gold Card, Visa, MasterCard, I’d prefer cash, 790 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:05,772 but maybe you're a little short. 791 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:06,857 (LAUGHS) 792 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,527 Boom. Gotcha. 793 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,370 One should never try to take a leprechaun's gold. 794 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,539 You're really into this, aren't you? 795 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:26,084 (IMITATING LEPRECHAUN) "One should never try to take a leprechaun's gold." 796 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:27,169 (LAUGHS) 797 00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:30,214 You kill me. 798 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:33,091 Huh? 799 00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:35,010 Now there's an idea. 800 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:36,470 Ahhh! 801 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:37,596 (LAUGHS) 802 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:39,765 (SCREAMING) 803 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,815 Please, no! 804 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:50,234 (?AN SCREAMS) 805 00:58:58,451 --> 00:58:59,952 Don't touch. It's hot. 806 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,119 (LAUGHS) 807 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,708 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. 808 00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,086 (DOG ?ARKS) 809 00:59:09,462 --> 00:59:12,506 Come on, Andretti. Come on. Yeah. We're friends. Yes. 810 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:15,425 There you go. Little late night snack. Yum. 811 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,553 Nice work. 812 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:20,430 Now are you sure that safe is big enough? 813 00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:22,975 Yeah. It's huge. Big old wrought iron thing. 814 00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:25,394 If it's a tight fit, l ain't shedding any tears. 815 00:59:25,853 --> 00:59:28,480 Me neither. Come on. 816 00:59:37,323 --> 00:59:39,116 There she is. 817 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:45,080 These won't work. How are we gonna open this? 818 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:46,498 Combination. 819 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,458 I’ve taught you well. 820 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:52,212 Yeah? I’ll send you a postcard from San Quentin. 821 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,339 Hey, give me a hand with this stuff, will you? 822 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,507 Okay. 823 00:59:59,804 --> 01:00:01,305 Put it back. 824 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,602 Come on. 825 01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:08,478 (BOTH GRUNTING) 826 01:00:09,647 --> 01:00:14,151 We'll get a double hernia trying to lift this into the hearse. 827 01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:17,821 Uh. Try to find something that builds a ramp and l will get the car. 828 01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:19,364 Okay. 829 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:21,867 Ramp. 830 01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:24,202 Security, buddy. Keep your hands where l can see them. 831 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,038 Damn! You're breaking my arm. 832 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:28,165 You just tripped off a silent alarm, buddy. You're going down. 833 01:00:28,249 --> 01:00:30,626 Going down where? You're a freaking security guard. 834 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:33,128 That's security officer, pal. 835 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:34,379 Any more perps around? 836 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,049 Perp? What the hell are you talking about? 837 01:00:37,216 --> 01:00:38,383 You're mine, tough guy. 838 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:41,803 Wait right here. 839 01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:57,235 (DOOR OPENS) 840 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:43,198 (DOOR CLOSES) 841 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,121 (SIGHS) 842 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:51,456 You may think this line is getting old. 843 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,834 But believe me, son. I want my gold. 844 01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:06,346 (GRUNTING) 845 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:14,354 Look, pal. There's a big misunderstanding here. 846 01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:18,984 Now if you just un-cuff me, I can reach my wallet. You get what l mean? 847 01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:21,236 Are you trying to bribe me, scumbag? 848 01:02:21,612 --> 01:02:25,157 I take my job seriously. Don't try anything. 849 01:02:26,492 --> 01:02:29,286 I’ve got 60 hours of combat training. 850 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:30,746 (GLASS SHATTERING) 851 01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:34,541 You should've had 65. 852 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:37,002 This guy's got to have a gun. 853 01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:39,379 (MORTY GRUNTS) 854 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,840 It's my old friend, the drinking champ. 855 01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:45,677 You didn't happen to see the young lad around here now, did you? 856 01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:47,095 No, l came here alone. 857 01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:48,889 Wrong answer. 858 01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:59,691 -Where is the boy? -I don't know. 859 01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:01,568 I’m here, shortstuff. 860 01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:04,780 -Come and get it. -LEPRECHAUN: Ah! 861 01:03:04,989 --> 01:03:06,281 My gold. 862 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:08,700 The offer still stands. 863 01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:10,744 The coin for Bridget. 864 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,204 Don't give it to him. 865 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:16,374 I’ll keep what l have. And I’ll let the two of you live. 866 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:17,751 That's my offer. 867 01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:20,504 -No deal. -MORTY: That's telling him, Cody! 868 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:24,549 So be it. I’ll come get it myself. 869 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:25,634 (LAUGHING) 870 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,054 (LEPRECHAUN SCREAMING) 871 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,562 Nice job, Cody. I’m proud of you. 872 01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:38,855 Hey, you all right. 873 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:43,151 Well, l used to think hangovers were bad. I just hope nothing's broken. 874 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,655 How does it feel in there, huh? 875 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:49,699 Ahhh! Let me out of here. 876 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:51,076 Ahhh! 877 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:56,331 What's the matter, Houdini? Can't get out? 878 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:57,749 Let's go get Bridget. 879 01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:00,168 Absolutely. 880 01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:02,629 What is it? 881 01:04:03,464 --> 01:04:07,133 Well, we need a ramp to get this into the car. 882 01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:08,885 You know what? There's some two-by-fours in the closet. 883 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,512 Well, get 'em. 884 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:22,482 What the hell are you doing? 885 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,693 Morty, you locked me in. 886 01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,947 It's payback time. 887 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:30,699 LEPRECHAUN: Get me out of here. 888 01:04:30,783 --> 01:04:34,202 Not yet. Come on. You know the routine. 889 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:37,414 You're caught. You owe me three wishes. 890 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,916 Morty, we got to go get Bridget now. 891 01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:43,378 I know what I’m doing. I want my three wishes. 892 01:04:43,629 --> 01:04:46,339 Three wishes? Morty. No. You're screwing it all up. 893 01:04:46,507 --> 01:04:49,551 Don't worry about it. We'll all get what we want. 894 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:52,470 -LEPRECHAUN: Open this door. -Not yet. 895 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:53,889 Not till l get my wishes. 896 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:57,392 Now, l could ask you for a million dollars. 897 01:04:57,476 --> 01:04:59,561 Even a billion dollars, but no. 898 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:03,815 What l think l would like is your crummy pot of gold. 899 01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:06,693 Morty. God! Stop it! 900 01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:10,697 You hear me in there? I want your gold. 901 01:05:10,948 --> 01:05:12,949 Morty, don't do it. Let me out of here. 902 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,745 LEPRECHAUN: Oh. It's a greedy man I’m dealing with. 903 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:19,497 -Don't. -LEPRECHAUN: Are you sure you want it? 904 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:23,710 Oh, I’m sure. My first wish is for your gold. 905 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:25,337 So be it. 906 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,591 Where is it? 907 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:31,676 Oh, it's coming. 908 01:05:34,555 --> 01:05:35,597 (GROANS) 909 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:37,724 (COINS DROPPING) 910 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:43,772 (GROANS) 911 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:49,152 Get it out. Get it out of me. 912 01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:53,073 Oh, God. Morty! Morty, no! 913 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:57,160 Get it out. Get it out of me. 914 01:05:57,370 --> 01:06:00,538 LEPRECHAUN: l could do it, but you have to let me out of the safe first. 915 01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:02,916 Do you wish me out of the safe? 916 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:07,045 Yes, God damn it. I wish you out of the safe. 917 01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:11,341 Where the hell are you? 918 01:06:11,592 --> 01:06:15,720 LEPRECHAUN: You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron, remember? 919 01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:17,389 Didn't you read the book? 920 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:20,558 (GROANING) 921 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,061 CODY: Stop it, Morty! 922 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,564 Morty, stop it! 923 01:06:38,577 --> 01:06:40,787 Your second wish has been granted. 924 01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:44,916 Get it out. Get it out! 925 01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:47,419 Ah! You see, you shouldn't be so greedy. 926 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:51,881 Get it out of me! Get it out! 927 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,925 So, uh, is that your wish? 928 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:57,262 Yes, yes, yes. 929 01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:00,265 I wish you to get it out of me. 930 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,767 Very well. 931 01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:04,936 Ahhh! 932 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,273 Morty, no! 933 01:07:09,650 --> 01:07:10,650 (GRUNTING) 934 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:24,289 A-ha! 935 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:26,666 I missed you. 936 01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,300 Help me. 937 01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:38,762 Love to, friend. But you're all out of wishes. 938 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,138 (GLASS SHATTERING) 939 01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:55,278 Morty, come on, man. 940 01:07:55,362 --> 01:07:56,571 Why'd you do it? 941 01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:59,532 No! No! Morty, no! 942 01:08:05,122 --> 01:08:07,749 All right, you little bastard. Come and get me. 943 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:11,044 Drop that weapon, psycho, and get up. 944 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:15,256 How many more people have you killed tonight? 945 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:17,801 -What are you talking about? -l know who you are. 946 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:20,637 I saw you in the news. Whole town is looking for you. 947 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,347 Put your hands up. 948 01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:25,225 And move out slowly. 949 01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:30,522 Don't try anything funny. I’m taking you in. 950 01:08:30,606 --> 01:08:32,607 GIRL: Help. Help me, please. 951 01:08:32,691 --> 01:08:34,526 -It's a trick. Don't... -Shut up! 952 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:37,112 What kind of spree are you on, sicko? 953 01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:39,906 -No, it's the... -I’m not afraid to use this. 954 01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:41,407 Now take me to her now. 955 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,368 GIRL: Please, help me. 956 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,203 (IN GIRL'S VOICE) The boy has hurt me. 957 01:08:45,412 --> 01:08:46,955 We're coming, ma'am. 958 01:08:47,164 --> 01:08:48,164 (LAUGHS) 959 01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:52,585 -Listen to me. Call for backup. -Shut up. 960 01:08:54,588 --> 01:08:55,588 Freeze! 961 01:08:56,048 --> 01:08:57,048 (ENGINE RUNNING) 962 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:08,726 What is this? Some kind of trick? 963 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:11,229 You'll not be taking the boy anywhere. 964 01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:13,231 I’ll have my gold. 965 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,191 - (LAUGHS) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 966 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:26,828 Ha! You missed me! 967 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:40,758 No! 968 01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:42,093 (LAUGHS) 969 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:56,733 I want my coin. Give it to me. 970 01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:59,736 I’m not giving you anything until l get Bridget. 971 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:02,822 You're gonna have to kill me if you want your stinkin' piece of gold. 972 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:04,324 So be it. 973 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,034 (LAUGHING) 974 01:10:06,827 --> 01:10:07,952 (TIRES SCREECHING) 975 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:09,954 (SCREAMS) 976 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,588 I’m not dead. 977 01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:21,132 You will be if you don't give me my coin. 978 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,135 You can't do it, can you? 979 01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:29,307 As long as l have this. 980 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,893 You have to give it to me. 981 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,896 You want it? Come get it. 982 01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:01,214 I’m gonna save Bridget! 983 01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:03,925 And then I’m gonna get you! 984 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:07,136 You can't hide from me! 985 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,723 I know where you live! 986 01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:20,066 Have you had your iron today? 987 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:29,617 I’ll be waiting. (LAUGHS) 988 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:33,079 A leprechaun's home has many surprises. 989 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,752 Sweetie, still playing games? 990 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:43,506 Come out. We may be having a house guest soon. 991 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,842 Where have you been? 992 01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:48,594 I’ve been so lonely. 993 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:52,307 How could you leave a bride on her wedding night? 994 01:11:54,226 --> 01:11:57,228 Later, my dear. I have to prepare for our visitor. 995 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,773 What visitor could be more important than me? 996 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:04,861 After all, l thought you waited a thousand years. 997 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,532 - (BRIDGET CHUCKLES) -That I have. 998 01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:14,078 It's been a long millennium for the leprechaun. 999 01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:17,290 He's had no one to care for his needs. 1000 01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:18,499 BRIDGET: Oh! 1001 01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:20,668 Well, that's what I’m here for. 1002 01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:24,339 To give you what you... 1003 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:26,215 Deserve! 1004 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,386 My favorite awl. 1005 01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:33,848 My dad gave that to me and you've gone and broke it. 1006 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,934 -Now you're in for some trouble. - (CAR APPROACHING) 1007 01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:38,686 Please! 1008 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:41,230 Ah. 1009 01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:43,483 Sounds like our guest has arrived. 1010 01:12:46,236 --> 01:12:47,779 Don't go anywhere. 1011 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:35,118 Bridget? 1012 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:37,662 (STRUGGLING) 1013 01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:46,754 Bridget? 1014 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:53,219 (GASPS) 1015 01:13:58,016 --> 01:13:59,559 Oh, God! 1016 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:01,602 (EXCLAIMS) 1017 01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:03,688 A little lost, are you? 1018 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:05,022 (STRUGGLING) 1019 01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:19,954 (GASPS) 1020 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,207 What a cliché. 1021 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,876 (GROWLS) 1022 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,045 Give me the coin. 1023 01:14:30,382 --> 01:14:32,216 The coin. 1024 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,053 (BRIDGET GROANING) 1025 01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:40,641 (COUGHING) 1026 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:43,561 SKELETON: Hand it over. 1027 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,274 The coin! 1028 01:14:50,402 --> 01:14:51,402 (CODY GRUNTS) 1029 01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:52,695 (SKELETON GRUNTS) 1030 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,157 Come on, son. 1031 01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:11,047 (GRUNTS) 1032 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:14,217 Give it to me. Get the coin. 1033 01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:15,760 SKELETON: I’m trying, master. 1034 01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:29,774 (LEPRECHAUN LAUGHS) 1035 01:15:31,443 --> 01:15:32,735 (SKELETON WHEEZING) 1036 01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:53,881 (GRUNTS) 1037 01:16:09,314 --> 01:16:10,815 Bridget? 1038 01:16:13,777 --> 01:16:15,486 Where are you? 1039 01:16:16,446 --> 01:16:17,446 Whoa! 1040 01:16:19,449 --> 01:16:20,449 Ahhh! 1041 01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:24,996 Give up the coin, lad, and I’ll set you free. 1042 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,833 No! 1043 01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:46,017 -Bridget! -Cody! 1044 01:16:46,101 --> 01:16:48,561 Are you all right. What has he done to you? 1045 01:16:48,687 --> 01:16:50,271 Surprise! 1046 01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:53,190 Don't take another step. 1047 01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:54,984 Cody, run! Get out of here. 1048 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,403 -I’m not leaving without you! -Go! 1049 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,866 What will you do now, Cody? 1050 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,077 You think you can beat me here in my home? 1051 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:10,249 Take your damn ring back, I don't want it anymore. 1052 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,376 Run! 1053 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:20,259 A game of hide and seek. How lovely. 1054 01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:21,344 (LAUGHS) 1055 01:17:25,849 --> 01:17:27,892 You know you won't get out. 1056 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:34,482 (CACKLING) 1057 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:44,492 - (GASPS) -Shh! 1058 01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:47,161 Don't scream. He'll hear us. Come on. We got to find a way out. 1059 01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:50,373 -Cody, I’ve tried. -We'll do it together. Now come on. 1060 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:52,958 That's what you think. 1061 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:05,513 We're right back where we started. 1062 01:18:05,597 --> 01:18:07,390 There's got to be a way out of here. 1063 01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:09,016 Let's try this one. 1064 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,360 Déjà vu. 1065 01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:20,444 Ah. 1066 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:22,697 Let's try this one. 1067 01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:34,125 What are we gonna do? 1068 01:18:35,335 --> 01:18:36,627 I got an idea. 1069 01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:46,679 Bridget? 1070 01:18:47,013 --> 01:18:57,732 Bridget! 1071 01:18:57,816 --> 01:18:59,024 Ah! Are you all right? 1072 01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:01,569 I saw him. I saw the leprechaun. 1073 01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:03,279 -Where is he? -He's back in the tunnels. 1074 01:19:03,363 --> 01:19:05,990 I managed to get away. Come on. You're not gonna believe this. 1075 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:07,491 But I actually found a way out of here. 1076 01:19:07,617 --> 01:19:09,827 -Well, let's go. -Wait. Do you still have the coin? 1077 01:19:09,953 --> 01:19:10,953 Yeah. Why? 1078 01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:13,414 Leave the damn thing here. That's all he wants. 1079 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,458 But, Bridget, as long as we have the coin, he can't hurt us. 1080 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:17,752 -We're dead without the coin. -No. Listen to me, Cody. 1081 01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:20,588 If leaving the coin keeps that creep from following us, 1082 01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,173 we've got to do it. 1083 01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:25,009 -But... -No. l know it's scary. 1084 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,052 It'll be okay. 1085 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:32,516 Give me the coin and let's get out of here, please. 1086 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:35,686 I love you, Cody. 1087 01:19:54,539 --> 01:19:55,873 (BRIDGET LAUGHING) 1088 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:05,049 LEPRECHAUN: You lose. (LAUGHS) 1089 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:15,100 I fooled you. Now there's nothing to protect you. 1090 01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:19,772 I have the gold coin and there's no stopping me now. 1091 01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:22,107 You can't outsmart a genius. 1092 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,818 Where's Bridget? 1093 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,071 Don't hurt him. 1094 01:20:27,614 --> 01:20:30,324 -I’ll go with you. -Yes, you will. 1095 01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:34,912 But first it's time to finish this annoying boy off once and for all. 1096 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,372 Like hell. 1097 01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:42,795 BRIDGET: Cody! No! 1098 01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:45,422 Cody, no! 1099 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,176 He's dead? 1100 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,435 It's over? 1101 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,354 It's really over? 1102 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:05,401 Cry as you may. Cry as you might. 1103 01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:08,028 It's gonna be one hell of a wedding night. 1104 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:12,449 In your dreams. 1105 01:21:17,205 --> 01:21:18,205 Ahhh! 1106 01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:21,250 Real milk chocolate, genius. 1107 01:21:21,835 --> 01:21:22,835 Ahhh! 1108 01:21:28,466 --> 01:21:29,967 He's gonna blow. 1109 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:36,891 (ENERGY CRACKLING) 1110 01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:46,483 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1111 01:21:50,488 --> 01:21:53,574 How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before? 1112 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,326 He kisses differently than you. 1113 01:22:00,832 --> 01:22:02,833 Whose kiss you like better? 1114 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:04,877 I’ll have to think about it. 1115 01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:06,003 (BOTH LAUGH) 1116 01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:10,341 BRIDGET: Are you gonna keep it? 1117 01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:12,343 Trust me, it's not worth it.